January 20, 2013 • 2,887 notes • tastefullyoffensive
tastefullyoffensive: Grumpy Chemistry Cat[via] 

tastefullyoffensive:

Grumpy Chemistry Cat

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January 11, 2013 • 52,391 notes • brookeeverdeen

mikmaaac:

A flawless human being flawless.

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January 10, 2013 • 4 notes • spoony
spoony: 3D Dinosaur Cookie Cutters by Suck UK - Design Milk

spoony:

3D Dinosaur Cookie Cutters by Suck UK - Design Milk

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January 10, 2013 • 2,582 notes • animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT? WORK. IT’S 9:30. I’M LATE FOR WORK. YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU LOVE ME BEFORE YOU LEFT! YOU DIDN’T KISS ME TENDERLY ON THE CHEEK! SORRY. YOU WERE ASLEEP, AND I WAS RUNNING REALLY LATE. YOU HATE ME! YOU THINK I’M UGLY AND YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE! WHAT? NO, I JUST DON’T WANT TO GET FI- WHAT’S HER NAME? DOES SHE HAVE A LONGER TAIL THAN ME? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING HER? HONEY, PLEASE. I’M NOT- DIVORCE! DIVORCE I WANT! ARE YOU YODA NOW? WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED. KISS ME RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WHAT? WORK. IT’S 9:30. I’M LATE FOR WORK.

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU LOVE ME BEFORE YOU LEFT! YOU DIDN’T KISS ME TENDERLY ON THE CHEEK!

SORRY. YOU WERE ASLEEP, AND I WAS RUNNING REALLY LATE.

YOU HATE ME! YOU THINK I’M UGLY AND YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

WHAT? NO, I JUST DON’T WANT TO GET FI-

WHAT’S HER NAME? DOES SHE HAVE A LONGER TAIL THAN ME? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING HER?

HONEY, PLEASE. I’M NOT-

DIVORCE! DIVORCE I WANT!

ARE YOU YODA NOW? WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED.

KISS ME RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

January 10, 2013 • 26 notes • innumerableawkwardmoments

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January 10, 2013 • 330,165 notes • purrson

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January 10, 2013 • 4,337 notes • etsy.com

thekidsalooker:

Olympia le Tan look a like clutches from p.s. Besitos

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January 10, 2013 • 84,409 notes • mocking-jen

fuckyeahlaughters:

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January 9, 2013 • 72,755 notes • gleeksrauhl
10knotes: Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever. jennifer lawrence <3

10knotes:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

jennifer lawrence <3

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January 9, 2013 • 5,038 notes • animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps: DAMMMMMMMN, BABY. I LIKE WHAT YOU’RE WORKING WITH. I LIKE A LITTLE MEAT ON MY WOMEN, YOU KNOW? HONESTLY, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT, GIRL. THANK YOU. I’VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE JUST WAITING FOR SOME FRIENDLY, RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU TO ELOQUENTLY VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE BASED SOLELY ON MY APPEARANCE. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M LATE FOR WORK. HEY NOW, DON’T BE LIKE THAT. I WASN’T JUST BLOWING SMOKE UP YOUR FINE ASS. I MEANT THAT LITERALLY. I KNOW. IT’S A MEASURE OF THE PROFOUND MALAISE IN OUR SOCIETY WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE FLATTERING ME WHILE MAKING ME FEEL DECIDEDLY UNSAFE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A COMPLIMENT? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TAKE A HINT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAMMMMMMMN, BABY. I LIKE WHAT YOU’RE WORKING WITH. I LIKE A LITTLE MEAT ON MY WOMEN, YOU KNOW? HONESTLY, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT, GIRL.

THANK YOU. I’VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE JUST WAITING FOR SOME FRIENDLY, RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU TO ELOQUENTLY VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE BASED SOLELY ON MY APPEARANCE. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M LATE FOR WORK.

HEY NOW, DON’T BE LIKE THAT. I WASN’T JUST BLOWING SMOKE UP YOUR FINE ASS. I MEANT THAT LITERALLY.

I KNOW. IT’S A MEASURE OF THE PROFOUND MALAISE IN OUR SOCIETY WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE FLATTERING ME WHILE MAKING ME FEEL DECIDEDLY UNSAFE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A COMPLIMENT?

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TAKE A HINT.

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